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"Once You UNPOP You Can't Stop"

by Shaun Partridge



UNPOP is a rape whistle blowing loud and clear. UNPOP is a psychedelic glowing, orange tower of reason in a beige forest of irrational confusion. UNPOP is JonBenet Ramsey eating macaroni and cheese and pineapple chunks. UNPOP is Andrea Dworkin smelling her fingers after she wipes her cuntfusion. UNPOP is Anne Frank pleading with Hitler not to exterminate ten million people.

UNPOP is Ray Kroc opening a new McDonald's on every block. UNPOP is Camille Paglia and Tammy Bruce holding hands and taking back the night. UNPOP is all-you-can-eat cheese enchiladas at Casa Bonita. UNPOP is Paraclesus being sucker-fucked by a bunch of barbers. UNPOP is Anne Frank hiding in an attic because of an art faggot gone berserk. UNPOP is a Negro being lynched for a crime it never committed.

UNPOP is a TV with many different channels, all of them groovy. UNPOP is Jiffy UNPOP. UNPOP is forever. UNPOP is Now. UNPOP is the ever transforming, never changing.

Once you UNPOP, you can't stop.





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